THE 2016 SUMMER OLYMPIC GAMES IN RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL

So the biggest stars the Federative Republic of Brazil has that the citizens of the United States of America knows about is limited to fashion models. So if you're a member of Brazil's Government and you need lots of celebrities to appear in the opening ceremony to promote the nation of Brazil, then you roll out all of the Hispanic-American fashion models who were born and raised in the nation of Brazil. It won't matter if most of these Hispanic-American fashion models doesn't even live in the nation of Brazil anymore. Patriotism will bring these Hispanic-American fashion models home anyway regardless. And so the running of the Olympic Torch was filled with celebrity star power on the way to lightening of the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil cauldron.

Adriana Lima

Alessandra Ambrosio

Izabel Goulart

United States of America Women's Rugby

Alev Kelter, United States

Alev Kelter, United States verses Viniana Naisaluwaki Riwai, Fiji

Kathryn Johnson, United States verses Ana Maria Roqica, Fiji

Luisa Basei Tisolo, Fiji verses Akalaini Baravilala, United States

Tinaima Tamoi, Fiji verses Richelle Stephens and Ryan Carlyle, both of United States

United States of America Soccer (The British confusingly calls it football for some weird reason). The United States of America Women's Soccer Team (Team G) consists of Hope Solo, Becky Sauerbrunn, Kelley O'Hara, Meghan Klingenberg, Julie Johnston, Allie Long, Carli Lloyd, Morgan Brian, Tobin Heath, Mallory Pugh and Alex Morgan (The names of the soccer game contestants doesn't match the photos, but they are in there somewhere).