Whatever happened...

to...

Empathy

Tupperware

Politicians who fall on their swords if they are shown to have broken the law

Trifle in a box with cakes as hard as oak

Kindness

Paper bags

The polar ice cap

Walnut Whips

Comedy without fear of who you offend

Television programmes without bad language 

Politicians able to answer a question honestly

Uncrowded trains arriving on time

Shop assistants who can work out your change without the aid of a till

Gobstoppers that actually would stop your gob

Tunis cake at Christmas

Five boys chocolate bars

Rag and bone men
Aspidistras 

Honest bankers

Curly Wurleys

Policemen on the beat

Ambulances

Matrons with starched white 

head dresses

Old men not in trainers

Shell suits

Bubble cars

Vesta curries

Liberty bodices

Panty girdles

Latex roll-ons
String vests

Sock suspenders

Gallantry 

Giving an honest answer to

‘Does my bum look big in this?’

I could go on...